It's two for one Sunday, ladies and gentlemen! I felt bad for what I considered an uninspired effort yesterday so I worked this morning to finish something I've been working on for awhile. It's a parody of HLN correspondent Jean Casarez. Again, those of you who have followed the Arias trial will get the most of it. It's been a long time coming because I switched songs in the middle of writing it. But, without further adieu, here it is. This is set to the tune of the theme song for the old Super Chicken cartoon. If you're unfamiliar with it, you can find it on youtube. Hope you enjoy!
We Call Her Jenkasaurus
She is all about the drama
She's best friends with Jodi's mama
She can tell what juries think by lookin'
She'd do a headstand on her chair, hoping to get on the air
We call her Jenkasaurus!
Cries when the jury finds Jodi guilty
Then claims it was a cold that made her melty
Ready for A A R P
Though she dresses like a teen
She's a fossil, still alive and kickin'
Never be a Beth Karras
Even though she sold her ass
We call her Jenkasaurus!
you need to add the 1/2 mile microphone joggeling run, in high heels, after the juror who was getting on a train. so un classy. Lee
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